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Pilgrim Demotivational Poster


THANKSGIVING -




TRADITION - "I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land." -- Jon Stewart




"WHEN THAT APRIL... - with it's sweet showers have the drought of March pierced to the root... So prick them Nature in her heart, then folk long to go on pilgrimages."


TAGS: rain chaucer pilgrims
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by GySgt1811

CaptCourageous - November 23, 2011, 9:48 pm
4l, would have given it five if it had flowed as well as the middle english
GySgt1811 - February 4, 2011, 10:01 am
Thanks, RL. Point well taken. (However, at least two of us here read Middle English...)
Reality Lord - February 4, 2011, 5:38 am

never submit something you'd give yourself a 1L on. i rejected the middle english because...well...not many folks read middle english. poetic piece.
GySgt1811 - February 3, 2011, 10:21 pm
I gave myself 1L! I originally posted it in "Middle English"..."Whan that Avrille wi his showres soote the droughte of March hath perced to the roote..." It was rejected for spelling! (Chaucer, Canterbury Tales, Prologue. Screw English Lit!) Beer time.


YOU! - Get ready for this shit pilgrim!


TAGS: john wayne pilgrim punch
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by general440lee

MeYouFools - April 6, 2011, 10:49 pm
To lunch, maybe.
Hector - June 5, 2009, 11:54 am
Even that pussy Chuck Norris could take John Wayne.
johnson2 - June 5, 2009, 10:57 am
John Wayne would NEVER say "shit"


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